The Golden State Warriors won the NBA Championship last night (Go Cougs! Klay Thompson!!). I’ve been crunching the numbers and determined that it’s because they have the #MambaMentality. (Also it’s because Steph Curry can get off a quality 3 from inside a phone booth, Golden State plays with a preposterous amount of depth, and the injury stricken Cavs were down to such notables as Matthew Dellavedova, whose talents include hustle, errant lobs, and looking more like a media member than a professional basketball player.)

You can always #countonkobe for wisdom. The man is NOT soft like Charmin