Welcome to the world’s best and most succinct R package. Have you ever been sitting at your computer, maybe with a spreadsheet open, maybe crunching some numbers, and thought, gee I sure wish I could make this computer randomly print lines from the script to the feature film MacGruber… Maybe it’s 2:30 PM, time for a cup of coffee, and you just want something a bit more entertaining than the afternoon bizjournals.com news roundup. I’ve certainly been there, and am here to help.

We’re not sure if this will get past Ripley onto CRAN, with his totally capricious editorial decisions, but I assure you that all four lines of code work exactly as intended. Subtext: Rstudio may have lowered the barrier to entry for creating R packages a little too much.